| GENERATION: | the biodiversity bubble bursts, by and by. |
| Galley (adj.;colloquial): | of or pertaining to woman in her proper environment. |
| Galley (adj; colloquial): | of or pertaining to woman in her proper environment. |
| Gaol-bird: | dyslexic female football supporter. |
| Gargoyle (n): | an oleaginous mouthwash. |
| Gate Array: | university gatekeeper's responsibility. |
| Gaul: | where Scottish Highlanders try to kick their footballs. |
| Gay (adj): | unhappy in marriage. |
| Gelatin (n): | a thick, cloying language used in some kitchen appliance instruction manuals. |
| Genitive Case: | 1. protective garment worn by cricketers, esp batsmen 2. "No! That's MY cabinet!". |
| Geranium: | the cry of the parachute regiment's flower arranging display team. |
| Germaniums: | the relevant flower. |
| Gestate: | an expression of satisfied fullness. |
| Glossary: | display area for brilliant paintings. |
| Good Life: | insurance policy for upper-class twits. |
| Grade: | 1. (excl.) exprssion of anger or frustration at inconsistant academic achievement 2. (v.t.&i.) To express such anger or frustration. [My mother graded my report scornfully; "I know you are capable of much better work," graded the teacher.] |
| Grat (adj): | contraction of "great,fat", as in "Taft was a grat president." |
| Gravelometry (n): | the science of producing perfect grits. |
| Great Dane (v): | (received pron.) to pare with a kitchen utensil. |
| Greek: | exclamation expressing both anger and fear. |
| Greymags: | Imported facsimiles. |
| Grimace: | a frowning playing-card. |
| Groundless: | decoffinated. |