| I rock (n): | country right next to I ran |
| Iambic Pentameter: | the measure of stress felt when one has to shave. |
| Icon (n): | used when the speaker regularly deceives people |
| Idaho: | 1. How street-wise ducks greet each other. 2. How ruffians answer the question, "what did you do last night?". 3. Common answer to the question, "How did you get your gardening done so quickly?" 4. Comment by Happy, when Snow White tries to sort out the seven dwarfs' harmonies. 5. response to the question "Should I have been singing 'Hi' on the downbeat, Grumpy? What did you have there?" 6. Spud for hire. 7. one of the USA states. 8. I don't think I even need to write the meaning of this one. |
| Idiomatic: | 1. so simple, anybody can use it 2. kind of chopping device sold on TV. |
| Idiosyncratic (adj): | pertaining to government by a group of simpletons: the British political system. |
| Ig (n): | an Eskimo house without a bathroom. |
| Ignite (n): | what the lack of electricity in the non-existent bathroom leads to. |
| Ignoble (n): | A royal Eskimo whose house has no bathroom. |
| Iller: | one who is illin' |
| Illinois (n): | a state of distress brought about by too much loud music. |
| Illiterate: | tending to become sick over and over again. |
| Imagination: | photography. |
| Imaging: | I'm not as young as I was. |
| Impededstrians: | devilishly tight boxes down under. |
| Imperious (adj): | describing a small devil with royal blood. |
| Implicit (adj): | relating to the unspoken and unwritten rules concerning the behaviour of small devils. |
| Implode (v): | what will happen to this thread when we have exhausted the rich vein of new words all based on the behaviour of small devils. |
| Implore (v): | to beg someone to read another story concerning the antics of small devils. |
| Impolite (a,n): | 1. A rude devil. 2. A possessed parrot. |
| Impregnable: | See Inconcievable. |
| Imprison: | the little devil prophet has returned from the grave! |
| Improper (noun): | 1. a small devil who works on a ranch. 2. someone who catches a small devil. |
| Impropriety (place): | an establishment run by a small devil. |
| Impugnity: | boxing ban. |
| Impunity: | 1. a sense of mischevious group-mind. 2. standing shoulder-to-shoulder to slag off the enemy. 3. small devil's togetherness. 4.feathers of a bird flock together. 5. a cockney religious song celebrating a weak non-alcoholic beverage. |
| In-Laws: | prison protocols. |
| In-sur-Gent: | the small village of In, founded on the body of a renowned gentleman. |
| In: | small hotel. |
| Incandescent: | the not-so-heavenly smell that fills the room after you've been in the can. |
| Incarnate: | 1. Vegetarian. 2. (v) stopped at the McDonald's drive-thru. 3. (n)a child born in the middle of a traffic jam. |
| Incisors: | people who measure hotels. |
| Inclusive Or: | 1. an alloy. 2. Platinum |
| Incognito: | wotzit or doodah (US: doodad) that is used to tidy up a gearwheel from the inside out. |
| Inconcievable: | See Inscrutable. |
| Incontinent (adj): | 1. ¬@C (Not at sea) 2. not overseas. |
| Inconvenience (n): | 1. a locked public lavatory. 2. (n)a lavatory at a tavern. 3. (v)to separate. |
| Incorrect: | properly placed. |
| Incredible (a): | describing colourless writing fluid that can be rose-tinted if preferred. |
| Incubus (n): | a young man who gets his sexual thrills from writing graffiti on public transport. |
| Indefatigable: | 1. resistant to liposuction. 2. inability to slim. |
| Indicative Mood: | the state of being displeased to the point of giving the finger. |
| Industry: | King Charles II's address. |
| Ineffable (adj): | describes any four-letter word which cannot be used as a swearword. |
| Infer: | 1. What one does to small devils resting on couches or beds. 2. to deduce what crime a fellow-inmate has committed. 3. What the funeral director asks when he wants to know how you would like to spend all eternity. 4. describing a woman (or, less frequently, a man) wearing a mink coat. |
| Inferno: | 1. a rare answer to the question a funeral director asks when he wants to know how you would like to spend all eternity. 2. What you do when someone implies a negative. |
| Infidelity: | what you might drink anywhere else. |
| Information Minister: | minister who stays perfectly in line, even though the line is somewhere else entirely. |
| Innit: | a small insect that infests cheap hotels. |
| Innuendo (n): | an Italian suppository. |
| Innuit: | pub bore. |
| Innumerable: | describing a pub you'd hesitate to drink in. |
| Inscrutable: | See Irreproducible. |
| Insects: | the currently most popular religious groups. |
| Insmect(v): | the act of substituting one consonant for another. |
| Inspissate (v): | to show one's dislike for a patron by urinating in his food or drink. |
| Insubordination (n): | 1. The country of Australia during the 19th century, when we had deportation. 2. Ceremony for creating a submerged priest. |
| Insurgent: | 1. to knight 2. Insurance company exclusively for men.. |
| Intellectual: | not an Athlon. |
| Intention: | stiffly erect position in Yoga. |
| Interest: | where one goes after a strenuous outdoor activity. |
| Internet Service Provider: | ball-boy (tennis). |
| Intonation (n): | the manner in which one speaks when going through Immigration Control |
| Intoxicant (n): | 1. a substance which, when ingested, destroys the ability to work out simple arithmetic. 2. a substance which when ingested, half-stops a clock. 3. a substance which, when ingested, causes the ingestee's speech to becoming whiny or jargonic. |
| Intuition: | learning. |
| Inverse Square Law: | Those who still say 'hep' and 'with it' get less kewl proportional to their ages. |
| Inverse: | the opposite of prose. |
| Invertebrate: | a holiday resort in bony Scotland. |
| Investigator (n): | a spud-shaped financial con-man with that crocodilian smile. |
| Ironic (n): | spending a full hour pressing an outfit that you eventually decide not to wear. |
| Irreproducible: | See Unbearable. |
| Is: | Multiple Personality Disorder. |
| Issobar (excl.): | Michael Fish's claim when he was stopped by the police. |