| NancyB: | a robotic grandmother. |
| Nand: | to be hit repeatedly with a piece of unleavened bread. |
| Napkin: | 1. sleep. 2. sleep with your sister. |
| Natal-Post Depression: | dents in shipping caused by inexperienced workers at a recently-started mailing company. |
| Near Miss: | 1. a hit 2. a bride that almost didn't make it to her own wedding 3. sexual harassment. |
| Necromancy (adj): | fond of kissing. |
| Neologism (n): | an entry in an early mathematical table. |
| Neutron Bombe: | a very small neutron bomb concealed in the dessert served at a particularly kitch resturant, that is frequented by a large selection of neutrotic customers. |
| Neutrotic: | uffering from a neurotic belief that one is about to be irradiated by a exploding neutron bombe. |
| Newark: | what Noah will get round to building one day Real Soon Now. |
| Newton: | what one gets after the old ton is used up. |
| Nitpick (n): | 1. A very small and unimportant plectrum. 2. Tool for implanting flea eggs. 3. The best of a lot of hand-made woolens. |
| Nokia: | must remember to replace my doorbell battery. |
| Nomothete: | nocturnal diet. |
| Nor: | up a creek without a paddle. |
| Norman: | cubist. |
| Notator: | who ate all the spuds? |
| Notice (n): | 1. a sign on a river-bank for the benefit of would-be skaters. 2. what one says, when one has no luck and is voiceless. |
| Nutator: | a machine to spin spuds on two axes. |