| Wallase (v): | to behave in a trolling manner in newsgroups. |
| Wanton: | 2240 imperial pounds. |
| Wanton Capitalisation: | soup in BEIJING |
| Washington: | what happens after the machine has been broken for a month. |
| Website (n): | The lady who had a spider inside her inside. |
| Weekend (n): | what a man experiences when he has been out drinking all Friday and Saturday night. |
| Well-Modeled (adj): | fashioned after a deep pit. |
| Whippet: | cat-o-one-tail. |
| Whored (n): | materialistic possessions. |
| Wight-Out: | 1. For the removal of unwanted spirits. 2. For the removal of unwanted islands in the British Isles. |
| Windlass: | a young lady who CENSORED |
| Window: | an injury sustained during a hurricane. |
| With: | gap-toothed humorist. |
| Womaniser (n): | Virus which destroys X-chromosomes. |
| Wyoming: | what your girlfriend asks when you unexpectedly announce a trip to see your parents. |