| WORD/PHRASE: | PRONUNCIATION: | | MEANING: |
| Arbitrator | ar'-bi-tray'-ter | : | A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. |
| Avoidable | uh-voy'-duh-buhl' | : | What a bullfighter tries to do. |
| Baloney | buh-lo'-nee' | : | Where some hemlines fall. |
| Bernadette | burn'-a-det' | : | The act of torching a mortgage. |
| Box-phile | | : | lover of cardboard packaging. |
| Burglarize | bur'-gler-ize' | : | What a crook sees with. |
| Cat a tonic | | : | feline revitaliser. |
| Ceiling wax | | : | shiny finish for the upper surface of your room. |
| Control | kon'-trol | : | A short, ugly inmate. |
| Counterfeiters | kown'-ter-fit'-ers | : | Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. |
| Eyedropper | i'-drop-ur | : | A clumsy ophthalmologist. |
| Fine toothcomb | | : | implement for removing the really tiny crud left behind after flossing. |
| Haste makes waist | | : | said the gourmet to the glutton. |
| Heroes | hee-rhos' | : | What a guy in a boat does. |
| Left Bank | left' bangk' | : | What the robber did when his bag was full of loot. |
| Lessor of two evils | | : | a lawyer who owns an apartment block. |
| Misty | mis-tee' | : | How golfers create divots. |
| Paradox | par'-u-doks' | : | Two physicians. |
| Paradox | par'-u-doks' | : | Two side by side harbours. |
| Parasites | par'-ih-sites' | : | What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. |
| Pharmacist | farm'-uh-sist | : | A helper on the farm. |
| Polarize | po'-lur-ize' | : | What penguins see with. |
| Primate | pri'-mate' | : | Remove your spouse from in front of the TV. |
| Relief | ree-leef' | : | What trees do in the spring. |
| Right to chews | | : | the rallying cry of Dog's Lib. |
| Selfish | sel'-fish' | : | What the owner of a seafood store does. |
| Subdued | sub-dood' | : | Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man. |
| Sudafed | sood'-a-fed' | : | Brought litigation against a government official. |
| Villain of the peace | | : | a corrupt police officer. |
| Villain of the peas | | : | someone who commits crimes with vegetables. |
| Villain of the piece | | : | body-part snatcher. |
| Write of reply | | : | response by letter. |
| Write to choose | | : | a postal vote. |